The Lime That Was More Than It Seemed

‘Hand over the lime.’

‘I don’t have hands.’

‘Then hook over the lime.’

‘It’s not a lime, it’s just a lemon I painted green.’

‘Then who has the lime?!’

Panic sloshed across their faces like green paint on a lemon and the Prime Minister and the Chief of Police dropped to the floor. (more…)


Fashion: A Play

A bedroom. There’s a full length mirror. There should probably be a lock on the door. The names Batman and Robin are a lot more common than you think .

Batman: This isn’t what it looks like.

Robin: That’s good, because it looks like you’re dressed as a baby. (more…)