‘Hey Karen, remember how I went on a tour of that lab today?’ said Rodney.
‘I remember thinking it was weird that a lab would give tours,’ said Karen.
‘Well, I have big news.’
‘They hired you? You can finally quit your job as one of the people who are secretly inside vending machines, operating them manually?’
‘Not quite. Although I might have to quit my job.’
‘I was bitten by a radioactive spider.’
‘That’s right. I have cancer now.’ (more…)