Month: March 2017

The Suspiciously High Temperature

‘Your results have come back,’ said the doctor.

‘And I’m fine, right?’ said the patient. ‘You called me in to say I’m fine? I’m definitely fine.’

‘I’m, well, there’s never an easy way to say this,’ said the doctor. ‘You’re on fire.’ (more…)


Heroic Deeds: A Cost Benefit Analysis

‘I’ve been thinking about the wedding,’ said the Handsome Prince. ‘What do you think about doves?’

For a moment the only sound was a distant bird and the gentle clopping of their horses’ hooves through the forest. ‘What wedding?’ said the Princess.

The Handsome Prince chuckled charmingly. ‘Why, our wedding of course.’ (more…)