Month: February 2016

Three Men Walk Into A Bar

Three men walk into a bar.

‘I’ll have a beer,’ says the first.

‘I’ll have a glass of wine,’ says the second.

‘I think I might have joined a terrorist organisation,’ says the third. (more…)

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You Can’t Go Homeopathy Again

President Ben Carson stood at the head of a large round table, underground. The walls were a gallery of flashing lights and giant monitors; maps and graphs and readings. You’ve seen Doctor Strangelove. ‘I want to thank you all for gathering here today. You are the most celebrated minds of your generations, and it is with solemn dismay that I must tell you, human life as we know it is over.’ (more…)