Rudolph the red nosed reindeer had a very shiny nose, and if you ever saw it, you would even say it glows. Like a glow stick, possibly, or your dreams just before you have a child and think they might still come true.
But all of the other reindeer used to laugh and call him names. Like Menstruation Face. Worse, they never let poor Rudolph join in any reindeer games. For instance, reindeer laser tag, or reindeer Guess Who.
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, Santa came to say ‘Rudolph with your nose so bright, won’t you guide my slay tonight?’
Rudolph said nothing for some time. Then he said ‘Seriously?’ (more…)